Talaban Guardiano di Zendra
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| Titolo: Diario di uno space wolf Lun Mag 21, 2012 8:26 pm | |
| Daily rituals of a Space Wolf
1300 - Wake Up from Hangover - The Space Wolves awaken from their booze/drug-induced comas and begin the day. Headaches abound. Aspirin is consumed by the ton. 1310 - Morning Piss - The Space Wolves empty the alcohol from their bladders. 1315 - Morning Piss Ends - The Space Wolves have finally finished urinating. 1330 - Ritual Intake of Alcoholic Beverages - The Space Wolf now cracks open his first cold one of the day. The first of many. Cheerios may be consumed as well. 1345 - Firing Drills - Each Space Wolf consumes another liter of alcohol before going out back and shooting empty beer bottles with his bolter. 1400 - Freeze your Gonads - Space Wolves shed their armor and most of their clothing to wander around Asaheim for an hour. 1500 - Feeding of the Land Raiders - Space Wolves observe a feast in honor of the chapter's revered battle machines. Blood Claws are still wandering around outside naked in the snow. 1530 - Boozing of the Land Raiders - No feast is complete without shittons of liquor. Ale and beer are poured and scrubbed all over the most honoured of the chapter's war machines. Many still have bullet holes, sometimes allowing beer to get into the exhaust ports and make fun explosions later. Blood Claws are still wandering around outside naked in the snow. 1600 - Wolf your Wolf - Grey Hunters and older Space Wolves take this time to play with their favorite 4-legged companions. Blood Claws are still wandering around outside naked in the snow. 1630 - Save the Blood Claws - Blood Claws are brought in from the cold. Most are frozen blue or black - and they want more. 1700 - Evening feast - Eat. Drink. Start brawls. The usual non-warzone Space Wolf thing. 1800 - Try to wake up Bjorn. 1900 - Night shitter break. 2000 - Night firing drills - Much to the Techpriests' Iron Priest's dismay, the Space Wolf has used the entire Chapter's stock of ammunition. 2100 - Ritual Intake of Narcotics and Purging of Testicles - Bitches and blow. 0500 - Daily Rest - The Space Wolf passes out. | |
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Tephex Utente
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| Titolo: Re: Diario di uno space wolf Lun Mag 21, 2012 9:02 pm | |
| bellissime XD!! drink drink drink... | |
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| Titolo: Re: Diario di uno space wolf Mar Mag 22, 2012 11:12 am | |
| adoro questi vihinghi ignoranti!!!!!!!! :§few2r: | |
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